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Have you heard about the latest style of cooking, In little paper bags it's quite the craze, My wife she's got the fever, And I'm sure I'll have to leave her, If she doesn't stop her paper cooking ways. It's not the paper bags that I object to, It's the method, which is very very crude, For the paper that she uses is made out of daily newes, And the print comes off and boils out on the food. There's a breach of promise case across the mutton, There's a murder right across the pickled pork, You can read about the Navy on the surface of the gravy, While the spinach bears the latest news from Cork. There is still one missing verse. Any takers? | ![]() Florrie Forde ![]() Albert Whelan |
Several of the great Music Hall performers in London were in fact Australian artists and for those interested in this area I would recommend you refer to my two compact discs on the Rouseabout label 'Australian Stars of the International Music Hall' Volumes One and Two. I can hear the great Florrie Forde or Albert Whelan singing Paper Bag Cooking!